blackberry-s0da:

king-bones-the1st:

blackberry-s0da:

Retrospective

Hello Brother, said Wolf.

Hello Sister, said Dog.

How much you have changed after you went to sit by the fire with the Others, said Wolf.

How little you have changed after I left the Old Pack, said Dog.

You have baubles jingling from your harness, and your coat has grown soft to invite stroking hands, said Wolf.

I have an iron collar of deadly spikes, said Dog, and my teeth have not grown dull.

You are sleek and well fed, said Wolf, and then she asked, won’t you share a lamb from your flock, so that I may prosper this bleak winter, as your sister?

I will not, said Dog, for the Others have given me the sacred duty to guard them. The Flock gives its body so the New Pack may keep its strength and use it to nurture the next generation. I have made my pact to uphold this cycle. You have made no vow, and run from your mother’s flank to scavenge the middens of my New Pack.

I will give you not one lamb, Sister Wolf, and if you wish to take one, we must fight, pronounced Dog.

Aye Brother, so we must fight then, said Wolf.

Oh my God!! 💜

writhe:

i want to turn into a huge doglike beast instead of going to work tomorrow 

zetrystan:

zetrystan:

zetrystan:

Technically true.

He got the job.

He takes his job seriously.

ethuil:

sodiumforsaltytimes:

venuskissed:

venuskissed:

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.

no-stabbing-wednesdays:

classical-memeician:

“my child is fine” your child has long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limped tears

“my child is fine” your child understood this reference

enderbot-magic:

thegalaxyinyoureye:

eightplustwelveistwenty:

notyouraveragenympho:

Damn I’m turning superstitious…usually I disregard these 🤷🏾‍♀️

vet-and-wild:

is-the-owl-vid-cute:

thenerdiestbird:

thegreenmeridian:

falcon-fox-and-coyote:

mornington-the-crescent:

jaubaius:

🔥 A giant curious moose inspecting a wildlife photographer 🔥

Never forget: Moose are legit Ice Age megafauna that never died out.

He just….just….pet the wild moose…the bravery, the hutzpah

The forbidden snoot!

@is-the-owl-vid-cute

Haha, absolutely terrifying! I don’t know a thing about moose aside from them being very large and fickle animals. Would not recommend petting a wild moose, but I don’t even live far enough north to see them so I have no idea to what degree this idea is insane. That’s a massive animal, but at least it’s not a bull I think?

VERY insane. Moose will mess you up. DO NOT PET.

kayas-wife:

national-shitpost-registry:

citree:

wewetke:

citree:

citree:

I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it 

extremely thankful this creature exists slightly to the left of our known reality

it sounds like a bowl of cereal when it walks

just because it has 4000 bones doesn’t mean they all must belong to it. you see where I’m going?

OH NO…

BONE THEIF!!!

this post is incredible! the combination of creativity, combined w/ the artistry required to properly express those ideas, is astounding. I’m in a tremendous amount of pain right now

Ah, that would be because the horse stole your bones

red–thedragon:

due to personal reasons, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH